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Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick
by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
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valentine's day

Single's Awareness Day
person one: happy valentine's day
person two: i hate being single
by sebi-swimmer February 14, 2015
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Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...
by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015
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Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates
by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021
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Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD
Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"
by little miss secretive May 29, 2014
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Valentine's Day

Also known as "Forever Alone Day" or "Singles Awareness Day." A day when all the single people are extra sad and all of the couples are extra clingy.
"Ugh, Valentine's day. I'm so lonely."
by Speaker 4 the Dead April 10, 2012
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Valentine's Day

The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day
I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.
by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015
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