Tug-Up

Adult undergarments worn primarily for their ejaculate-absorbing power. Origin: combination of the terms tugjob and Pull-Up.

"Damn, y'all! Mama's out in the yard washin' daddy's truck in her bikini top and daisy dukes. I better put on my big boy Tug-Ups!"

by Thiss Guyy May 13, 2013

Gentleman's Tug

A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"

James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.

Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?

James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.

by Robolunius Maximus January 28, 2014

Rough Tug

A rough tug is when you get so mad at a situation, that you aggressively start tugging at your private parts.

“Dude my mom wouldn’t make me meatloaf for dinner. So I sat in the corner of my room giving myself a rough tug until I started to bleed.”

by DadKum69 April 2, 2021

Dick-Tug

1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.

2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.

Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.

Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"

by PseudoChris May 10, 2014

Hot Tug

When a women applies luke-warm baby oil to her hands and then gives the male a Class A tugger a.k.a handjob.

Oh geez Grant got a gnarly hot tug from dat hoe!

by What Grant did to her August 25, 2011

Angry tug

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

string tugging

The act of gently pulling, or tugging, on a woman's tampon string while performing various sex acts during her menstrual cycle.

Dude I was totally string tugging my girl last night while she was on the rag.
sex period

by Leslom June 12, 2016