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alt tourettes

randomly yelling out loud the alternative ways of sex
hey lets get a beer
BLOWJOB
are you having alt tourettes again
by Disturbed123 December 4, 2010
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Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.
J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.
by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019
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Telephone Tourette's

Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined stupidities
Did you hear Don cursing at his caller today?
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today
by Lollercycle October 4, 2008
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hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.
“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes
by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023
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Artificial Tourette's

I call Artificial Tourette's the random impulse to say a quote from a movie, show , meme, or even just do something that doesn't make sense for no reason no matter how retarded it is. Like normal Tourette's but you don't have Tourette's. For example, you may be in a real shitty situation or something shitty just happened and you say "Bruh" in a very obnoxious way, like the meme. There you go, Artificial Tourette's.
Friend #1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a durag"
Friend #2: Why do you keep. . . saying that?
Friend #1: Idk bro, this song (Homoflexual ugh ugh) really speaks to me. . .
Friend#2: . . . You have Artificial Tourette's
Friend#1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a dura-" Oh uh. . . yeah
Friend#2: . . .
by The Cum Sniper February 15, 2021
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Cap-Tourettes

When you are talking on some form of chat, (messenger, icq, talk, chatroom etc) and you accidentally hit the caps-lock key and don't notice before sending the message. (Caps in chat means that you are shouting)
Analogous to how someone with Tourette's syndrome will randomly yell (and often swear) in the middle of what they are saying.
Sally: Hey how are you?
Tom: I am good.
Tom: Have you heard about JAMES'S NEW CAR
Sally: Yeah, its not that big a deal.
Sally: Why are you yelling about it?
Tom: oops sorry Cap-Tourettes
Tom: my bad
by DarcyThomas February 21, 2009
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reload tourettes

While playing a game like COD Zombies, you reload after shooting only one bullet while there are 59 bullets still in the clip.
Jackson: I have to reload.
Carson: You literally shot 2 bullets, you don't need to.
Jackson: I know, I have reload tourettes.
by ThatDude998 January 20, 2017
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