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Snow Tourettes

The action of keep looking out of the window when expecting snow, or when someone says its snowing. Becomes an automatic reaction after a while, hence Snow Tourettes.
Hey, why do you keep looking out of the window. Have you got Snow Tourettes?
by miggimoo December 2, 2010
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Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.
J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.
by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019
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alt tourettes

randomly yelling out loud the alternative ways of sex
hey lets get a beer
BLOWJOB
are you having alt tourettes again
by Disturbed123 December 4, 2010
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Telephone Tourette's

Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined stupidities
Did you hear Don cursing at his caller today?
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today
by Lollercycle October 4, 2008
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rocce tourettes

involuntary swearing and convulsing when playing Rocce and something big happens; someone commits a rocce sin, or you get a double ringer or full house.
Double ringer, in you face shit head or move my disc again and ill kick your ass are examples of rocce tourettes.
by rkrouch July 3, 2012
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Cap-Tourettes

When you are talking on some form of chat, (messenger, icq, talk, chatroom etc) and you accidentally hit the caps-lock key and don't notice before sending the message. (Caps in chat means that you are shouting)
Analogous to how someone with Tourette's syndrome will randomly yell (and often swear) in the middle of what they are saying.
Sally: Hey how are you?
Tom: I am good.
Tom: Have you heard about JAMES'S NEW CAR
Sally: Yeah, its not that big a deal.
Sally: Why are you yelling about it?
Tom: oops sorry Cap-Tourettes
Tom: my bad
by DarcyThomas February 21, 2009
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reload tourettes

While playing a game like COD Zombies, you reload after shooting only one bullet while there are 59 bullets still in the clip.
Jackson: I have to reload.
Carson: You literally shot 2 bullets, you don't need to.
Jackson: I know, I have reload tourettes.
by ThatDude998 January 20, 2017
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