Fag Hag

A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.
For more information on Fag Hags see "The Object of My Affection."
by m.r. darcy March 12, 2009
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fag hag

(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.

Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
Julie is out shopping with Jamie; what a fag hag!
by Sasha Henke February 02, 2006
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gay hag

A girl in her mid to late twenties who only has male friends that are gay.
Jake: I heard Sophie is moving to Chicago.

Kaitlyn: I heard she was going to live with four guys.

Jake: That gay hag!
by Nice butthole January 20, 2016
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hag night

Slang for an informal get-together of close female friends whereas they staunchly agree to attend without any makeup or styling their hair and they tend to show up in their most comfy sweats.
Sometimes there is that one vanity-driven person who comes waltzing in to hag night who has clearly broken the firm but unspoken rules requiring no primping and it is sadly something that keeps this socially maladroit person from any possible future invitations to hag nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 07, 2023
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fag hag

A word for women who spends time with gay or bisexual men, on platonic terms. Its meaning depends on whether the context it is used in is positive or negative, as it can refer to either of two things:
1. Women who are friends with, or prefer to be friends with gay or bisexual men.
2. Women who want a gay friend but only as an accessory; women who go to gay bars only to gawk at drag queens and gay men; women who idolise gay men to the point of fetishisation.
She happily calls herself a fag hag because she's best friends with Tony, who's gay.

"OMG, I want a gay best friend so much! We could go shopping together and gossip and go to gay bars, I want one so much!"
"But I'm gay?"
"That's different, you're a girl. I want a guy gay best friend!"
"You're such a fag hag."
by lithosfeer December 17, 2017
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hag suit

Hideous billowing house dress a woman would rather die than be seen wearing in public.
Joan was lounging around the house and spotting the neighborhood snoop about to ring the doorbell ran upstairs to make a quick change from her hag suit to street clothes.
by Montage Jupp March 03, 2014
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tobacco-hag

A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.
Analogous to a Sea Hag, a tobacco-hag is like a witch.
by million-year-man July 27, 2012
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