Fag Hag

A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.

For more information on Fag Hags see "The Object of My Affection."

by m.r. darcy March 12, 2009

fag hag

(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.

Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".

Julie is out shopping with Jamie; what a fag hag!

by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006

gay hag

A girl in her mid to late twenties who only has male friends that are gay.

Jake: I heard Sophie is moving to Chicago.

Kaitlyn: I heard she was going to live with four guys.

Jake: That gay hag!

by Nice butthole May 1, 2016

Hag-stone

An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.

I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

Hag Fucker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.

Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?

Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!

by Ladysea January 24, 2013

Joe Hag

A bitch that sucks ass at his job.

Joseph Hagemeister is such a Joe Hag

by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019

Ghetto Hag

An old crazy black female that is homeless and who randomly screams in the middle of the streets of the city.

Shut up its 7 in the morning, you ghetto hag.

by urbanwordhunter April 12, 2010