Gobltee gook

A term used by Hank Hill as a substitute for saying something like "shit"

Dammit Bobby im not gonna put up with this damn gobltee gook!

by FatManatee June 5, 2021

gook bazooka

One of many terms used by car enthusiasts to describe an obnoxiously large tailpipe on an Asian import car.

Hey, Bob... get a load of that gook bazooka on that Civic!

by nitromethane junkie July 27, 2020

Gooking

Gooking or to gook is the act of cooking but in a highly artful and successful way. Some home chefs cook up budget friendly and sub average meals for their families but some of us just absolutely gook. Gooked food is never raw in the middle or under cooked, never burnt or unappetizing. The food must be gooked to perfection, buttery and braised, sautéed and simmered, sensual and steaming. When you look over and see your Eshet Chayil gooking in the kitchen you might even feel a little gooked yourself.

To "Gook."

The food is finally "Gooked."

Sarah is "Gooking" up dinner right now.

You gooked that paella right up.

Don't flip the crepe until it's fully gooked.

Conversation:

A: WYD tn

B: Gookin

A: Dayum, what's on the menu
B: Come find out
A: Girl you best be gookin when I get there

B: Oh, it'll be gooked up for ya

Later...
A: Girl you really gooked tonight

B: I only gook like that for you
A: I'm gooked

by @sarahbellaweasley July 10, 2025

gook

It's a floridian "slang" the person who choose the hood life, rappin' instead of school

I'm a gook , I never gone school i

by YYYeightfish August 28, 2017

Gook Sticks

chopsticks (informal)

“How am I supposed to pick any of this food up with these fucking gook sticks? Babe, grab me a fork. I’m American by the way”

by Beezchurger4 August 24, 2023

Here comes the Gook!

What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.

Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
“Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

Gooked

When you're so geeked you get on some fuckshit n get cooked

"aw man im gooked"

by polar1s______ August 28, 2025