Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

by BB Swan November 8, 2017

High Weather

High Weather is called, "High Weather" for a reason. This happens when so many Californians spot pot (AKA Marijuana) and the smoke emissions from all the dope, travels through the wind currents and make mother-nature high. This event can happen wherever lots of weed is being smoked... An Example of High Weather is its sunny, then cloudy, then rainy, then sunny--- in a span of an hour.

"Dude! The weather today is like High Weather!"

"I'm as high as the weather :)"

by Stonebarn March 31, 2015

storky weather

weather that is a suitable climate for storks, slang= saying that the air is fresh

the air is fresh today, such good storky weather

by kathy151 April 8, 2021

chilly weathers

Chilly Weathers means a mentally, retarded person and/or garbage personality.

"You're just like Chilly Weathers." This should be taken to quite offense. If you're compared to Chilly Weathers you might as well fake your death and move to Death Valley where we all wish a certain someone was buried.

Being Chilly Weathers is a sin, just hearing the voice of Chilly Weathers is enough to make someone have the sudden urge to drink bleach.

"My favorite thing about Chilly Weathers is one day the it the sin won't exist." Said a logical person being interviewed by KidzbopNews.

by hoppitysheet June 12, 2018

weather-struck

The feeling you get when the weather is slowly transitioning into autumn and leaves you questioning the location of your mind.

Goodness, this cool breeze has me completely weather-struck. Now where did I put my keys?

by itsprobablyrainy September 16, 2016

virginia weather

Virginia weather is having all 4 seasons in one day, it can also have temperatures of 70° through high 80° F (21° - 26°C) in the Fall and Winter, and have snow in the spring, and hot AND cold in the summer, Dress accordingly!

Virginia Weather is a mix of all seasons in a day

by ThatOnePersonAtThatOneTime October 30, 2019