Kool-Aid goggles

The resulting influence of drinking too much Trump-issued Kood-Aid on one's mental function, whereby one is only able to process alternative facts.

I showed Jethro pictures from Trump's and Obama's Inauguration days and he said Trump's crowd was more yuge. He must have been wearing his Kool-Aid goggles.

by Dancing Inigo February 23, 2017

coffee kool-aid

when someone puts way too much sugar in coffee, like kool-aid

dont let susy make your coffee unless you want "coffee kool-aid"

by Mr_Brawler February 6, 2013

drink the kool-aid

Going along with what a crowd desires. Often used when a person changes positions on a topic.

Dave got a haircut and a new suit. Looks like his company is making him drink the kool-aid.

by ryanjames May 30, 2006

Kool Aid Mustache

When a man is having sex with a girl on her period. He then uses his bloody dick to smear a Kool Aid Mustache above her top lip. This can also be done with a bloody finger.

I gave that chick a Kool Aid Mustache!

by fahQskeletor August 5, 2010

Kool-Aid Jammer

A man (usually white or another non African American Race) who enjoys having sex with (or "jamming") black women. They are referred to as Kool-Aid Jammers because they are jamming people who enjoy Kool-Aid alot. There is not a fried chicken jammer, however, because that wouldn't be a funny play on words, and it would be stupid.

Dude 1: Dude, I heard you fucked Shakneeqwah last week. Is it true?

Dude 2: Of course it is! I am a Kool-Aid Jammer!

by ferociousboobear June 12, 2009

Kool-aid Jammer

The act of sucking a women's period blood out of her vagina, then proceeding to spit it on her breasts.

"I gave this chick a kool-aid jammer last night"

by th3 j3w October 15, 2008

in your kool aid

the state of being in someone's head or business.

Jimmy's so in your Kool Aid and you don't even know it yet.

by jsam238 May 19, 2008