Kitchen Hippie

A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.

A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.

She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.

by DewayneEstes February 26, 2011

sexy kitchen

A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.

A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.

by Bobbler Queen February 27, 2014

Piss-In Kitchen

Replacemant term for Bitchen. A term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.

Trish's new apartment in Tijuana has a Piss-In Kitchen.

by Cliff Kleffer April 12, 2010

kitchen-hitler

Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer

My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes

by Kitty goes meow May 15, 2016

Mr Kitchens

A gunna looking ass big cousin

Hey Mr Kitchens!

by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020

kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners

"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."

by schwarze katzen May 6, 2021

Kitchen Effect

When you question knowledge that you are absolutely sure of because of the high stakes involved. Comes from the question, is kitchen spelled with a t?

Though he was sure Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independance, he was going for $50,000 and other revolutionary war leaders kept popping into his head, so he took the money instead of correctly answering the question, and thereby fell victim to the Kitchen Effect.

by 99RedBalloonsNena November 5, 2009