Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.

"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"

by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018

Helsinki hobbit

someone born and raised in Helsinki, the smallest of metropolis, someone who plans to stay there and study at the University of Helsinki or continue into the proletariat without studying, making only short trips abroad or up north, nevertheless never leaving the Shire

yo check out those Helsinki hobbits coming back from Tallinn with 16 cases of beer

by Lyffeoverfyffe March 25, 2025

HOBBIT

A friend that is short and hot butt is also a pain in the ass

“Sup hobbit you lookin mighty sexy today”

by Ilovedillpiklesyummyccm July 30, 2022

Hobbit hater

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.

"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

Hobbit There And Back Again

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.

Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.

by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018

Culture Hobbit

A person, whom do to self-imposed isolation of cultures, is unable to adapt or appreciate the differences between thier cultures and the rest of the world.

A: "This state is raw!"
B: "That's called medium-rare, you Culture Hobbit"

by TommyCuffs February 16, 2023

Hobbit

Someone like a Iven from the Hague. It’s a person that is fat/skinny and has big hairy feet. He/she sometimes goes to the gym but does al the exercises wrong, and is on his phone all the time while you need that exercise.

Look at that guy exercising wrong. Yeah he is such a hobbit.

Get your lazy ass from the couch and go to the gym! Or do you wanna stay hobbit?

by The Habit killer November 24, 2021