Colombian hot chocolate

When an individual takes a coffee-induced bowel movement in another individual's mouth. The feces itself is the Colombian hot chocolate.

Everyone made fun of Ed for his taboo love of Colombian hot chocolate.

by NotJeremyCamp December 8, 2016

Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.

1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016

Colombian Leafblower

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.

I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!

by Yer seudonym June 17, 2022

Colombian Tip Snorter

When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.

“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.

by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023

colombian sauce

The swag of a person who is sexy and also colombian

Can also be Salsa Colombiana

“ shakira is dripping with that Colombian sauce”

“ He had that Colombian sauce”

by Justchecking22 November 10, 2021

Colombian landslide

A post-coffee shit…usually with a sense of urgency

Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.

by Clever Satan February 13, 2023

Colombian Bricklayer

An exquisite and underground sex move.

The girl will be in a handstand sucking the guy off. After he finishes, she will then spit the cum onto his hand. He will then rub it onto her pussy. He will then proceed to viciously fist her while she sucks him off again. Repeat until satisfaction.

Nah bro, she got freaky af fr. Let’s just say, I did the Colombian Bricklayer on that bitch.

by TheGuardianAngel98 October 13, 2024