Woods Theory

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.

*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*

John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."

Chris: "Man I love science."

by G Woods November 7, 2019

Music Theory

Something you learn so you can teach it to people who want to teach music theory to other people so they can teach it to more students and perpetuate the cycle.

Music Theory Teacher (On death bed): ....what have I done with my life? I feel empty inside....
Son: Music Theory
Music Theory Teacher: oh, tell the students to stop, oh my mistakes!

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 17, 2018

Drew Theory

A natural phenomenon that occurs when someone with zero fine motor skills and an IQ that is well below average looks at another person or player and the other person or player. When this happens, the person or player that is being looked at’s IQ immediately drops by 100 points and all fine motor skills are lost. The player then becomes what is called a “bot”.

Drew looked at blitz and pulled a Drew theory and the blitz turned in to a bot

by Drew Theory Association September 21, 2018

Elasticity Theory

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning

I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo

by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017

Exit Theory

An excerpt from the Pavement song "All My Friends".

Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."

Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."

by entrancetheory April 6, 2013

hypothe-theory

coined by NerdFighters-leader Hank Green, it's a hypothesis whose imagined experiment is taken as valid 'proof' of the theory (in one's mind)

The recent laws holding homo-marriage "invalid" are made based on the 'hypothe-theory' that two men or two women will not--of themselves--carry-on the continuance of the species.

by Uncle J MythMan December 10, 2012

Jaden's Theory

Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.

Jaden's Theory is better than 2 big asteroids colliding.

by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 8, 2020