A man who works 50 weeks out of the year at the donkey show in Juarez Mexico and illegally crosses the border to steal jobs from American Santa's and works for 2/3's less money and smells of tequila.
Unemployed Santa. Man that fucking Mexican Santa screwed me out of a job again. Trumps gonna fix this shit with the wall.
by Saillfish December 8, 2016
Get the mexican santamug. An extremely attractive model that resides in Santa Barbara and resembles a Barbie doll but even hotter. And until recently most guys didn't know her name thus creating the Santa Barbie nickname
-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion
-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB
-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion
-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB
Ryan: Dude, did you see Santa Barbie at the IV party last night? She was taking mad bong rips and shaking that tight ass of hers
Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!
Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch
Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch
Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"
Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!
Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch
Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch
Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"
by kkkcuf March 27, 2013
Get the Santa Barbiemug. Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body
she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
by Senior maddie September 28, 2022
Get the meli santamug. When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.
This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016
Get the Santa Clausingmug. A spanish metal band with lyrics that talk about the middle ages and mythology. In english it means "Holy Earth".
"Los diez mandamientos
La ley de su Dios
Grabada en la piedra
Con el fuego eterno
Que en cielo ardió"
--Los Diez Mandamientos
La ley de su Dios
Grabada en la piedra
Con el fuego eterno
Que en cielo ardió"
--Los Diez Mandamientos
by Rayne April 28, 2005
Get the Tierra Santamug. a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.
by my bed is special October 15, 2008
Get the santa crackermug. A city in Orange County with the 2nd largest Mexican American communities in California behind East Los also my favorite city in America. In Santa Ana has many car clubs and it's always a nice day to cruise around. Funk is never dead in this city cause people are bumping funk music in their cars while cruising. Lemme tell you this though; Santa Ana is not that ghetto yet it's no Beverly Hills either all cities have low and high income families.
Suburban rich kids from Newport Beach may talk shit about this city but when they really come down in Mcfadden or Bristol they would keep their heads down like pussies
Suburban rich kids from Newport Beach may talk shit about this city but when they really come down in Mcfadden or Bristol they would keep their heads down like pussies
by BoneThugs-N-Harmony February 19, 2011
Get the Santa Anamug.