The Bread Route

Unknowingly going down on a woman with a yeast infection.

We had a great time on our first date, but I didn't know I'd be running the bread route after the movie....

by poppapico69 July 19, 2010

PAPER ROUTE

About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )

CC:: YOUNG DOLPH

LLDOLPH

Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE

I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE

by Number Uno August 15, 2022

Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes

The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes are a large network of trails suited for walking and biking and even horseback riding and canoeing on some parts. They connect Ethnic Qarsherskiyan communities on the Virginia Peninsula to the outside world, historically speaking, and have been around for hundreds of years, possibly dating back to the early 1600s. The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes mostly run through forests, marshes, and Bald Cypress swamps, connecting the cities of Newport News, Yorktown, and Williamsburg without touching any major roadways or neighborhoods. There is even a tunnel under Denbigh Boulevard called the AL-Qarsherskiyy Tunnel which allows people to walk across Denbigh without getting ran over. The trails and paths extend to Lake Erie and even down to Cape Hatteras in the North Carolina Outerbanks, meandering through Appalachia. The FBI and other organizations have trouble monitoring the trails and keeping track of the underground movement of spices, herbs, and other products from the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan community, which they trade with the outside world using a battering system or using the US dollar. Its been suspecting that drugs have been smuggled along these routes, mainly Afghan Opium and Marijuana varieties and a plant from Yemen called Qhat, but such claims are unfounded and aren't substantiated.

The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes manage to sneak right passed the Huntington Pointe Neighborhood in Newport News, Virginia and they even have a tunnel under Denbigh Boulevard.

by Son of Ogun December 4, 2024

chip route

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.

Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”

by King Yamayama November 30, 2024

route 4

Road that comes from New York City and crosses over a few towns in New Jersey

At day time you might aswell just put your car in park because of traffic and say your prayers when the cars are moving because nobody knows how to drive properly

At night time if you live in the vicinity good luck sleeping because it becomes a racetrack from 12 am to 5 am, nonstop loud cars speeding by and backfiring

Route 4 needs to be closed forever

by SUMFURRYTHING September 16, 2023

Route 560

A route transferred from King County Metro to Pierce Transit because Pierce Transit pays their employees less which makes Daddy Sound Transit happy. It operates between Westwood Village, a shitty place to sleep, and Bellevue Transit Center, while also having a stop at SeaTac Airport which takes 15-20 minutes to fucking depart from.

"Wanna take the Route 560 to Westwood Village and get stuck at the airport for some reason and end up on a flight to Shanghai?"

by thebeatboxguy111 July 1, 2024

dummy routes

like when you run hella fast either from someone or just for the heck of it

zammmmmm the cop was chasing me and I HIT DUMMY ROUTES!!

by chocolate chunky June 21, 2017