Norman

Big hearted handsome man from the south with dyslexia. A drama king to the fullest extent. An expert story-teller who makes the smallest incident come to life in a grand and sometimes cringy way. A hard worker who would do anything for his family. Is so effortlessly funny that you find yourself laughing your head off. Mostly at him but hey he’s laughing too. He has a strong, confident personality and is the most dependable person you will meet. He was made to be his own boss. He knows literally everyone and has great people skills. You’ll know one when you one.

“It sounds like someone is being murdered!”
“Oh that’s just Norman. He pinched finger in his coat zipper.”

by Sorry I’m taken October 6, 2023

Norman Lowell

ragel ibbażat ghall-Alla tieghu

Norman Lowell: We put them on a boat and sparare!
Random 40 year old father at Norman's meeting: Il-liba kemm hu ibbażat Norman Lowell

by nignignignog May 30, 2022

Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted

Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!

by Vlemon August 6, 2023

Norman nose

Someone who has a nose that smells, sniffs is lots of things

“Damn bro you got the Norman nose”

by Connections July 26, 2022

Norman (dog)

The most rad newfoundland in existence. Loving, fun, and loves escaping the yard. Somtimes he sexually harasses girls but over all he is a chill dude

"Wow, that dog is such a norman (dog)!"

by hotstufflol2000 January 26, 2017

Norman Moment

Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear

I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment

by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024

Norman's a dick

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.

Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.

by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025