tomboy muffler

What you call a penis of a woman who received a sex change

Did you hear about Erickah's 2 inch tomboy muffler? He just got it put on with the operation.

by SkinnyGlueStick May 14, 2017

John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick

"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"

by Nopyyy February 03, 2024

Muffler Stuffing

The act of creating a new open during anal sex that allows the free flow of gas during the festivities.

Lady: What would you like to do for our anniversary?

Fran: It is a special night, we could try muffler stuffing.

by Mufler1128 October 24, 2020

FLUFF MUFFLER

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -

NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -

by NAIL BANGER May 18, 2018

Muffler backfire

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and while choking on your dick, she accidentally farts.

So my girl was choking on my cock, and had a little muffler backfire.

I think my girl had to shit, because while she was gagging on my cock, she kept hitting with a muffler backfire.

by MURDOCK813 February 24, 2021

glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024