maria

1a. A person who is described as having trollish features, this may include an of the following characteristics; large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, fat fingered, bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. they may live in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges and love to eat people, especially small children.

2a. A physically attractive older woman with exceptionally sexy lips.

Person 1. "A maria ate my baby"
Person 2. "I'd tap that maria"

by boozepooze October 16, 2009

Maria

You’ve gotta see her.

Maria, you’ve gotta see her, go insane and out of your mind.

by the girl to see August 17, 2019

Maria

Thicccccxx

Maria thicc though

by Unatractiveyoungman May 19, 2018

Maria

A great best friend funny,entertaining,loving,kind and cares about her best friend she also is in love with Richard

Maria was so nice today

by Daddy👅💦🖤 November 18, 2018

Maria

Amazing lovely person everyone loves she is sometimes sad but her friend would help her ily Maria ~Hamad

Hey that’s Maria there I have no fucking idea what to write but ily

by Moussawi January 3, 2018

Maria

A so called bitch who has no life and loves food

Maria’s lazy and a bitch

by be happy and smile! 🥰 February 11, 2019

Maria

The term used to describe someone who has a massive ass

Dude look at that girl she got a maria!

by sdawgvdiddy May 12, 2009