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Jonah B

Dumb and weird and likes pickelz
Jonah B is dumb
by Jonath May 9, 2022
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jonah calvo

if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay
You're such a jonah calvo.
by wewlad42069 September 10, 2019
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Jonah Kahn

Jonah Kahn is

A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.
Jonah Kahn has many STD's
by AntiFern February 7, 2018
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Jonah Arguement

An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.
Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
by Doostien Ynskype June 29, 2008
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Pulling a Jonah

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...
-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
by Rewcifer December 10, 2010
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Jonah Bruyns

"Hey Jonah Bruyns, you smell like fish sex."
by whori02 May 20, 2020
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jonah capitulo

He is a dumb mother fucking chink that has no friends and is always horny for men
by BIG13D December 1, 2014
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