Our dear friend Hobbit, the undisputed king of backgammon mishaps, has somehow managed to forge a legendary career without ever troubling the scorers—or a trophy shelf. Known for his awe-inspiring ability to lose 80 points in a single evening at the St Albans Backgammon Club, Hobbit approaches each Tuesday like a man walking into battle armed only with a damp breadstick. His infamous fallout with the UK Backgammon Federation—sparked by a minor YouTube video that he insists was a “targeted psychological attack”—remains a mystery to most, including the Federation themselves. Temperamental as a cat in a rainstorm, Hobbit is convinced that backgammon boards are rigged, dice are cursed, and that the entire club meets weekly just to spite him. Yet, despite his flawless record of defeat, he bravely returns each week… presumably in search of the one cube he hasn’t managed to misplay yet.
+Tom is such a sore loser! He never wins anything and constantly moans over the dice and looks up in the sky whenever he rolls an anti joker. He’s a clown.
- tell me about it! He’s such a Hobbit!
- tell me about it! He’s such a Hobbit!
by Sheshbesh May 14, 2025
A woman who grew up under a rock, much like the protective Shire a Hobbit lives in. Once they leave the Shire, they experience life: sex toys, male strippers and lots of booze.
by ElsaMarie November 17, 2022
A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees
That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep
by Badkidx1 November 09, 2021
Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
by Dat amazing person November 09, 2015
Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.
"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
by Sinky Winky Poo December 06, 2024
A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023