harper

the whitest kid youll ever meet and he pulls 30000000 bitches
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf

girl 1: yo did u see harper
girl 2: yea hes hot asf

by aarav patel the monkey July 27, 2023

harper

harper has so many inside jokes with everyone. they’re amazing, except for when they are around some girl named ashlyn.

“There’s Harper.”

“Oh golly gosh! I love myself”
“Ashlyn is with her…”

“I’m going to hang myself.”

by ashlyn hater August 12, 2023

Harper

Maidenless

Harper doesnt get maidens

by Harper is hottie August 2, 2022

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Harper

Harper is the literal most fun person ever. She may be shy, but get her going and she's playing video games with you the next second. She loves to be around you and is an all-time girl boss. She is the most welcoming person ever, and she is a true friend. Love you like a sister bestie :D!

e.g., Harper, let's play volleyball
e.g., Harper, you're the best.

by PancAke179 August 22, 2022

Harper

Harper is that one boy in school who is really over hyped.. but you don’t like him because of that. You like him because he’s charming, kind, and his deep eyes always seem to find yours. He’s goofy but that’s the best kind. He’s shy around you, but you realized it’s only you.

Harper is so fine..

by HarperFineAsf<3 September 7, 2022