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Apocalypse

What a nice day to take a walk in an apocalypse
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Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.
Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.
by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020
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apocalypse era

Normally occurs after your villain arc, but includes a lot more depressing solitude from blocking everyone out of your life due to your goals. This era can be short lived or even happen for many years. This includes, but not limited to, potential loss of appetite, overeating, solitude, a one track mind, or even homelessness. You’re just here on this Earth to survive and get stronger, not really to have fun anymore.
Emily: i’m in my side quest era for sure.

Bruce: I’m in my apocalypse era.

Emily: what does it meannnn

Bruce: I’ve gotten numb to everyone’s bullshit. and my landlord kicked me out an hour ago. so there’s that.
by Sharkurricane December 15, 2023
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Zombro Apocalypse

1: Verb; You and, your friends are in an apocalyptic world (in reference to a zombie apocalypse). Everyone gets along well, hence the 'bro' in Zombro.

2:Noun; A group of mindless bros, typically as far as the eye can see.

3:Adjective; to describe a situation in which, you must rely on your 'bros' to pass.
1; " Dude, this Zombro Apocalypse is awful. No running water really kills me. Literally."

2; "Hey watch it! A Zombro Apocalypse started at that new Ice cream shop. Take my frisbee, use it wisely."

3; "This test is going to be a Zombro Apocalypse. I'll help you, if you help me."
by Snarky-Chan May 10, 2018
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The Montana Zombie Apocalypse

The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.
“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse
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apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.
Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.
by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022
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apocalypse food

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.
Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.
by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013
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