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Testicle Spectacles

The placement of one's testicles on the eye sockets of a partner
She had a problem seeing in the dark so I suggested she look through some testicle spectacles.
by Bob Engag December 7, 2009
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dropped testicles

when the nuts fall down from the penis when u go through puberty
by james2131 October 20, 2008
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serious testicle

a game of catch where as the ball is being thrown the person doing the throwing says testicle. whoever laughs first is the testicle.
invented by anders and jac
by jac and anders October 24, 2004
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Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.
Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.
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testicle head

Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified
"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"
by Heavens Problem July 14, 2018
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Testicle Mop

The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).
Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.
by steppinout March 19, 2011
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testicles poetry

this dude writing testicles poetry or something
by Hri7566 August 17, 2022
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