Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016

Trophy fingers

Whenever a dude fingers a girl and offers his fingers for his mates to sniff afterwards

I've just been with jenny. Who wants a sniff of my trophy fingers!

by P J Row September 7, 2015

Cock Trophy

an unplanned child, usually when the female forgets to take her birth control on purpose to trap a guy she is sleeping with.

Hey Heather did you see Sarah and her new cock trophy?

by North Bay Guy November 10, 2009

Accidental Trophy

A trophy that is won by Cristiano Ronaldo is am accidental trophy.

Cristiano Ronaldo won an accidental trophy in 2016.

by Brainass June 7, 2021

Twat Trophy

Term of endearment for children...

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)

by tallen7987 December 7, 2012

Trophy Hunting

Trophy Hunting is when someone is seeking a partner just for sexual conquest not a relationship. See Unicorn Hunting or Dragon Hunting.

I can’t study tonight I’m going Trophy Hunting!

by EnormousGreenRageMonster April 4, 2021

Trophy Pusher

Usually a hot mom or nanny that pushes small children around in strollers around the neighborhood.

You know a neighborhood has really gentrified when all you see is dudes in tight pants walking little dogs, and trophy pushers on every corner.

by 2LunchTommy November 9, 2020