toole

It's a tool's way of spelling tool.

Wow. I can't believe that tool spelled "toole" with an "e".

by chantaklaus April 30, 2006

toolenate

n. toolenate - tool·in·ate

Spitting an amense amount of times while smoking a cigarette that you pretend to inhale.

"hey loser, you just toolenated!"

by Olga Shmelsa Mepray June 29, 2005

Toliet Attack

A code/alert meaning to lock you bathrooms from the outside and grab a bowl to poop and pee in and head to a closet. Toliet attacks happen when a angry, blood thirsty toliet becomes loose. You know if you toliet is mad if it shows sign of mocking, begging, or singing the song "Blood Bath". Toliet attacks need to be taken very seriously.

News Reporter:Toliet Attack Alert! A toliet is on the loose! Lock you bathroom doors and get into a safe area!

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Secretly Infected Toliet: Come on please sit on me!
Person in Bathroom: No, I don't have to go!
Toliet: So, it couldn't hurt!
Person: No, why don't you just shut up!
Toliet (mockingly): No, why don't you just shut up!
Person: That's it, I'm leaving.
Toliet: No, stay!Um..(hesitates) Blood Bath! Blood Bath! AHHHH!
Peron: Oh my gosh, I'm calling the KTJL!What was that number again?
Toilet: BLOOD BATH! AHHHHHH!

by Killer Toilet Justice League January 30, 2010

Tootie

Something sweet, or something nice.

Cake is such a tootie

by Pinkdymond January 27, 2020

tootie

a hard working black women that is put down by the antics of that preppy bitch on the facts of life.

see: sable

man tootie is just like sable.

who wouldve thought?

by deathcabfornone July 8, 2004

Tooled

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.

Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.

by JBF April 10, 2005

toolish

Idiotic, stupid, an add-on of the word "tool"

When someone is acting like a tool, they are being toolish....

by Candace Keeling January 15, 2009