nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 16, 2011

shift trading

The act of asking a coworker to cover your shift, and trading it with them. Using the Coffee Mobile app is the best way to complete shift trading on ones mobile device.

Yo, I want to hit up that sweet concert but I have to work. Good thing I have this Shift Trading app so somebody can cover me.

by Coffee Mobile October 02, 2015

McJerkin Trade

This definition applies within the realm of fantasy sports. A McJerkin trade is one in which one team offers another team a trade that is beyond unfair. It is truly erroneous on all levels and smells of collusion. In simple terms its cheating!

I just offered my friend Michael Cuddyer, Brett Lawrie, Johnny and Cueto for Robinson Cano. This kid is totally getting McJerkin Traded!

by Dan Brown Brah April 26, 2012

Hippie trade

The act of two people "trading" a drug for a drug, i.e. the bong for the booze, whilst hanging out together.

In the parking lot of a rest stop where Cory and Sara planned to stay for the evening, Sara exhaled from the joint she was smoking and shifted her attention to Cory and his bottle of Fireball whisky; "hippie trade?" she asked.

by Bigmanwalking April 10, 2016

Trade Trapping

When someone in fantasy football throws a ton of trades to all the members in hopes of getting someone to accidentally click a trade which is not in their favor.

“He wouldn’t stop trade trapping his league so he was asked not to come back.”

by fantasy football definitions August 25, 2022

noise trading

when the "word on the street" or the hype on investor blogs is the basis for which an investor makes a market trade; when a trade is based on casual speculation rather than on press released information based on substance

I just took a huge hit from that trade! I've learned my lesson not to do noise trading anymore.

by aMat13 April 08, 2011

Trade Hats

Trade Hats/ Trading Hats • to have sex with another person

“Aw man, I’d trade hats with that guy any day!”

by .bim November 28, 2017