Tainted Goods

A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.

Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"

Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"

Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"

Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"

Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"

by Talking Hex July 21, 2009

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Tinternet

a common term used in reference to the world wide web, in places that are yet to experience cyber-evolution.

tourist: excuse me, where is the nearest wifi or internet cafe?
local: oh no dear theres no tinternet round here

by zozab June 27, 2011

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Tainted Fudge

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.

Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.

by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010

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tilted tower

An erection caused by Fortnite, typically with skins.

That bunny skin gives him a tilted tower.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

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tanted love

mine and daniels relationship

when he loves me only when he feels like it

Harlea and Daniels relationship is tanted love

by Harlea Barrentine March 27, 2005

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Tainted Love

When a white woman has has been previously fucked by a black man. In other words, she is now tainted for life.

Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?

Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!

Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?

Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.

Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?

(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)

by Big Papi October 16, 2008

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