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Bud Slides

Same as Budarrhea:

Especially nasty form of diarrhea that is a common after-effect of a night spent drinking Budweiser products. This condition usually results in watery, yellow-ish bowel movements and severe stomach cramps.
Bud Light was having a promotion last night, giving away Boston Bruins hats & t-shirts. I'm paying the price today with the inevitable Bud Slides.
by JSJoyce December 22, 2008
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Human slide

When two sexy people are naked in a bath tub, girl laying face up on the dude, and the girl uses her legs to push herself up on the guy then releases her legs to slide down the naked mans body and possibly penis.
My boyfriend got aroused when I performed the human slide on him in the tub.
by Honeybadger666 October 15, 2011
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Slidey Slide

A slidey slide: when an alcoholic beverage simply slides or slips down someone’s throat with ease
Coors light is the best beverage to get maximum Slidey slide action”
by Slide Master June 25, 2020
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Fn-Slide

The act of pushing the Fn key on a keyboard with one hand, then running your other hand across the row with the function keys (F1, F2...). Whatever options are bound to those keys will all be triggered at once. This works best on laptops, as the function keys do things like lock the computer, change screen size, and alter wireless configuration. This often causes destruction to the user's computer, for hilarious effect.
Person 1: What's on your computer?
*leans in, fn-slides, flees*
Person 2: What the fuck! What did you do?
*computer attempts to resize the screen, turn on num lock, hibernate, lock workstation, and change contrast*
by HighPriestMcKickass March 11, 2011
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slide of pride

Refers to someone returning to his/her residence after unplanned sex one night. Walk of shame or similar circumstance. More often used for men than women, but it applies to both.
I caught John on a slide of pride this morning!

Suzy's slide of pride was great today!
by LHK May 17, 2006
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Cersei Slide

The act of surreptitiously sidling past two combatants as they are about to engage in mortal combat, knowing full well that at least one of them has reasonable cause to cut you.
James caught his wife cheating with his best friend, but that bitch did the Cersei Slide while they were both distracted.
by Thystle May 16, 2019
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slide slinger

A slide slinger is a guy who hangs out at the park and sells huge Kielbasa’s for a low price.
Hopefully there is a slide slinger at the park. I could totally inhale a kielbasa right now.
by Doey Dickle July 4, 2021
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