Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.
Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!
Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!
Example: I have eatin a lean cuisine, now I am obligated to eat a Sam's club crate of Chocolate Fudge poptarts. The Foley Theory!
by Foleyism July 1, 2011
Get the The Foley Theorymug. Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.
by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 8, 2020
Get the Jaden's Theorymug. When you pull your boxer strap down bellow your balls to take a piss in a urinal and the strap comes back and slaps your balls resulting in extreme pain
by Slick philosopher November 28, 2015
Get the Rebound Theorymug. The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
by G Woods November 7, 2019
Get the Woods Theorymug. Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."
Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."
Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."
by entrancetheory April 6, 2013
Get the Exit Theorymug. The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning
I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo
by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017
Get the Elasticity Theorymug. A person who destroys a theory because of his/her messed up love life. This person is usually someone who thinks they're smart but they're NOT.
by Anti-Slugosoculous April 30, 2010
Get the Theory-ruinnermug.