tongue handshake

when two tongues go to greet one another and perform a handshake without their lips touching

Did you guys make out?
No...it was more of a tongue handshake.

by jhokat March 1, 2011

brown handshake

Opposite of golden handshake. When one loses their job with no compensation.

You think you're going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. Do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the hell outta here!

by Nathdogg June 2, 2004

glasgow handshake

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.

Hello, Jimmy!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

menudo handshake

Banging your girlfriend doggy style in her arse while reaching into her pussy (whole handed) jacking yourself off through the thin membrain that seperates the two.

You should've seen Lisa's eyes light up when I shook hands with her guts lastnight. She loves them menudo handshakes!!

by Munson January 20, 2005

Satin Handshake

handjob through the covers

I didnt get any, but i did get a satin handshake before the night was over

by Yeah ok August 2, 2004

Leominster Handshake

The act of two men purchasing forties at the Wyman's on Pleasant St. and then walking to the back of the building to blow eachother.

Juan and Pepe ran out of blunts so they decided to end the night with a Leominster handshake.

by Leomon Party October 23, 2014

gothenburg handshake

A greeting where a man's genitals are grabbed and shaken by another man, regardless of consent. The term was coined in the song "Gothenburg Handshake" by The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.

"He shook way more than my hand...he pulled a Gothenburg Handshake on me and now my balls feel awkward and molested..."

by CaptainofIndustry January 1, 2012