Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

rusty wrench

When a girl lays beneath a guy and gives said guy a rim job while also giving a handy

She gave me a rusty wrench, it was so good i almost shat in her mouth

by Bipolarbear March 19, 2015

Wrenching

A form of sex play involving wrenches and a lot of soreness

Y: Wake up, babe. The new wrench from Etsy has just been added to our collection! It’s time for your daily wrenching!

H: Oh!

by JAT448 October 1, 2021

kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator”

The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia

by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025

[cum] wrench

Sturdy and reliable, a lonely mans right hand.

Shaune says that Troy sure is talented with that cum wrench of his!

by Cameltoetycoon February 25, 2008

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023