Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

storky weather

weather that is a suitable climate for storks, slang= saying that the air is fresh

the air is fresh today, such good storky weather

by kathy151 April 8, 2021

Helmet Weather

A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.

Holy shit, I don't want to have to admit it, but now that it is 30 degrees and snowing I think this it is finally helmet weather.

by motorcyclerider September 30, 2010

weather gasm

An orgasm brought on by the excitement of great/perfect weather conditions.

Have you been outside today? The weather is so amazing that I had a weather gasm!

by Tatertog16 October 31, 2015

weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.

its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!

by pledgeboy October 10, 2022

Guilty weather

Walking home at dawn with a sinking feel after you did a lot of shit you regret

I got too fucked up last night and had to walk home with that guilty weather

by LivelyStardust May 27, 2022

California weather

Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.

Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.

Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"

Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."

by Reila March 13, 2022