Your wife has to be large in nature and bathes in the gutters of the street. She then picks you up with work and rewards you with an hour long rimjob in the kitchen while your neighbours watch
Hey Dan and Roy, I got the best Walrus Rimjob last night. I have never felt so much pleasure in my life!
by Hoonigan__88 January 26, 2018

The only means by which Walrus Armor may be penetrated and the Walrus rendered defeated. See Walrus.
by neveragainfool October 27, 2014

by ducksauce November 4, 2006

When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.
Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.
Dude 1&2: (Sigh)
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.
Dude 1&2: (Sigh)
by The Jazziest Jew April 8, 2013

Build that walrus means succeeding at whatever task you are talking about at the time. When changed to "that's not building a walrus", it can mean someone did something bad.
Example one:
Boss: "Did you build that walrus?" (asking the employee if he finished the report he was suppose to be working on)
Employee: "Built!" (the employee is saying he finished the report)
Example Two:
News Headline: "Aliens announce attack on Earth"
World leaders: "That's not building a walrus"
Boss: "Did you build that walrus?" (asking the employee if he finished the report he was suppose to be working on)
Employee: "Built!" (the employee is saying he finished the report)
Example Two:
News Headline: "Aliens announce attack on Earth"
World leaders: "That's not building a walrus"
by WalrusBuilder April 25, 2017

A sexual position typically done in the morning in which both partners are laying on their sides and one partner enters the other from behind.
We had a wild last night last night, and we were horny this morning but all we could manage was the lazy walrus.
by BendMarklar August 20, 2022

by moggle_poggle February 28, 2009
