Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019

Ostrich

big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly

"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021

Frosty Ostrich

The act of fuckin' doggystyle in an igloo and shoving your partner's head through the igloo wall upon final thrust.

"Bro, Gabby came over last night. I hit her with that pelvic thrust in the igloo. When it was all said and done, I gave her the ol' Frosty Ostrich."

by Frostyostrichfounder January 8, 2025