Magic: The Gathering

The actual best card game ever created in the known universe. It is a strategy and math game based in various settings, called planes. To win a match of magic you must amass an army of creatures to overrun your opponent, or use other methods like spells. Also everyone who plays will never do drugs because they have no money, except for special cases.

"Bro, Did you see that Magic: The Gathering tournament last night!? It was epic!" "Totally, that burn deck that won was AMAZING!"

by SpikeFurious May 16, 2019

Magic Card

A credit card stolen from parents.

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"

by Tyme February 19, 2013

Sketchy Magic

A Florida based slang term. Anything involving ratchet females, bum fights, drunk shenanigans, or any sort of video-worthy happenings during a night out on the town.

"That was some Sketchy Magic right there"

"Becoming one with Sketchy Magic"

Smoking Mids in a random dark alley is considered Sketchy Magic.

by RealTalkDMFP April 25, 2013

magic the gathering

A dangerous drug synthesized from paper and ink extracts in Switzerland. Addiction occurs nearly simultaneously with the first consumption, and will deplete one's wallet faster than you can say "Tap that freaking Darksteel Colossus, yeah baby".

Magic the Gathering Addict:

Mom: Where's your money?
Nerd: I just spent it on some maj
Mom: wow, that's so sad...

by Freaking Garruk April 6, 2008

stoner magic

The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.

Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic

by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009

magic milkshake

An insane concoction of cookies-and-cream Häagen-Dazs, skim milk, Ecstasy, mushrooms and LSD. Commonly drank by hackers of epic proportions.

Albert Gonzalez: "Dude, we got anymore magic milkshakes left?"
Stephen Watt: "Nah man, let me make some more. We've still got some LSD, right?"

by trap15 June 3, 2011

magic fanny

it's when you see a girl with a guy who's way more attractive.
She must have a magic fanny

Rae Earl has a magic fanny

by smudger1 March 13, 2014