Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

4 chrome brakes

100kg chromium oxide gold. You do the math.

My 4 chrome brakes could purchase a entire house if powderized and purified

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

the brakes

An emergency situation

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?

by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019

braking the law

Illegally slowing down.

Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025

Put the brakes on

To try to stop somthing from happening with actions or words.

1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
2: Not a chance.
1: Why do you have to put the brakes on me?

by TheTrueTranslator January 1, 2019

Racing Brake Check

An action done under caution right before the green flag. This is done intentional when the leader knows he is fixing to be beat by the second place car. Considered by most to be a chicken shit action.

I did a racing brake check right before the green flag dropped to get separation from second place. I won the race even though I caused them damage…

by Racer Logic July 17, 2022