Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.
Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.
Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.
Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.
Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.
P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?
P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.
P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.
by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022
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Gelatin: *slap* ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE
Four: did I just get slapped by this wiry looking, 2 pixel wide, snaps like a twig, NOODLE ARM!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Gelatin: *slap* ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE
Four: did I just get slapped by this wiry looking, 2 pixel wide, snaps like a twig, NOODLE ARM!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend September 15, 2022
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Get the fuck the brakes mug.(Traditional) Large, floppy, low-hanging mudflaps on a semi/large truck that create a lot of wind resistance, on the irrational premise that they slow the truck down along with the standard air brakes on large trucks. Tennessee reference due to the majority of truckers being some degree of white male with a propensity for camouflage clothing and stickers like “USA Love It or Leave It.”
(Modern) Large, floppy, low-hanging pussy lips that might otherwise be referred to as ‘mudflaps’.
(Modern) Large, floppy, low-hanging pussy lips that might otherwise be referred to as ‘mudflaps’.
Wow, that semi’s mudflaps are big and flapping like crazy.
Yep... them’s some Tennessee air brakes raught there.
Dude... did you see Jolene from high school is dancing at the new strip club?
I did, but since having four kids she has some serious Tennessee air brake.
Yep... them’s some Tennessee air brakes raught there.
Dude... did you see Jolene from high school is dancing at the new strip club?
I did, but since having four kids she has some serious Tennessee air brake.
by Runmikeyrun December 23, 2020
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Get the Brake mug.There are times hitting the brakes isn't a bad idea. At a red light, or when somebody is walking across a road are a few times hitting the brakes is not a bad idea.
People can move anywhere if they don't like it where they come from any more. There is no rule that you have to leave a welcome mat out for everyone looking for a house. You can be selective on who comes and who goes where you live, even if someone else doesn't like it, or they think you discriminate, or even if they think you're a sexist racist bigot homophobe cocksucker asshole, you can still do that where you live. You don't have to give in to somebody else's demands because they want to try out somewhere new to live. They're your brakes, not theirs. You decide when to hit them, you're in control of that, not them.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021
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