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The Big Switcheroo

When a man and a woman essentially switch places sexually (hence the term "switcheroo"); the man does not include his dick in the sexual act, but rather takes a strap-on cock in the ass from the woman. Note the "big" in the term. There is a difference between a "big switcheroo" and a generic switcheroo. A generic switcheroo is simply a male individual taking a strap-on in the ass from one (or more than one, Jesus, I'd hate to be that dude :/) female. For it to be called a "Big Switcheroo," the act itself is much like the generic switcheroo, BUT before the act occurs, there is a formal ceremony in which the man and woman partake in, that switch each others roles in spirit for the next hour. This ceremony verifies the soon-to-happen act as "big". Traditionally, a flock of Doves is released from a basket immediately following the ceremony. However, in southern states of the United States, Big Switcheroo-ers tend to prefer freeing a flock of cocks from a cage (no pun intended).
Guy: Hey babe, you ready for tonite? The Big Switcheroo! ;P
Girl: mm, yeah babe, did you call the dove-releaser guy and set up an appointment for us?
Guy: Oh fuck, babe I thought YOU said you would handle the scheduling with the dove-releaser? Now it's, it's ruined! It's just going to be a switcheroo :(
Girl: I'm so mad at you I'm going to strap-on the fuck outta you right now. "Big" switcheroo or generic.
by bojackfuckman October 23, 2018
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Switched On

1. Beyond turned on.

2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.

3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.
1. Seeing your titty text made me so switched on I can't stand it.

2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.

3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.
by kookaburra September 17, 2010
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Smithies

a bearded legend. this bamf trolls the halls of school like a boss. no child can stand in his way. one glance from him and you've got yourself an A+ in being a total loser because this man's aura will pulsate you into oblivion. Not only is he the most badass history teacher on the planet and knows his shit, but he's also the most badass human being who ever chilled. some compare him to Chuck Norris - I would say that's an understatement
Dude, you know that bamf teacher Smithies? I got him for history this year! FTW

Woah, Im totes jelly. That guy's like Chuck Norris!

LIKE Chuck Norris? Bro, that boss IS Chuck Norris!
by min-minn April 21, 2011
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jew-switchin

channel hopping in a vent on team speak server
stop jew-switchin around the vent
by Etherealmist February 8, 2007
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Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.
Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.
by 1Head June 2, 2019
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snitches get rich

Do gooders that call crime stoppers or silent witness for # 1 financial gain from a reward or #2 to get rid of a rival dope man or Sancho out of revenge and personAl entertainment.
Homie steppin on toes I let him use my phone and he got my connects number that's cool ,800 WITNESS yeah fool , snitches get rich ! Bitch
by Han $olo May 20, 2021
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stitches.is.happy

stitches.is.happy is a bitch who eats and fucks grunts and hates vore
“oh hay loozer do u know stitches.is.happy?” “oh ur talking abt that bitch who fucks grunts?” “ya”
by stitches.is.happy July 18, 2021
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