swinging monkey

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

Seidling

The act of flirting with any girl within three feet. Usually out of pure desperation for some action, someone who "seidls", or undergoes the act of Seidling, will flirt and hit on anything with a vagina, even if the girl has a boyfriend.

Q:""Hey why is that kid hitting on my girlfriend?"
A: "Oh don't worry, he's just seidling"

Q: "How desperate for action ARE you?!"
A: "I'm so desperate i have to resort to seidling"

by spoonfiend April 28, 2010

swadling

a person that smells bad, pervs frequently, over-compensates for a small penis, enjoys raping small people, electrocutes himself for pleasure, believes he's a ladies-man and "sleep-wanks"

"you're such a swadling!!"

by iliart November 27, 2009

swingfling

A one night stand for swinger couples or a one time deal for couples who are experimenting with the swinger lifestyle.

So my girl and I had a swingfling with her bestfriend and her boyfriend. I think I might want to be a swinger now haha.

by The Self-Entitled January 30, 2015

come back swinging

When someone pushes you down, but you push back and, against all odds, thrive and show them that you're still strong and maybe even better than before. Also, from a Kelly Clarkson song :D

"You didn't think that I'd come back, I come back swingin" -Stronger by Kelly Clarkson ~ "I'm not gonna let them get the better of me, I'm gonna come back swinging and show them they can't break me."

by farrahthecoolkid March 13, 2022

dick swinging

is when a male gets naked

"bro what you up to right now" "nothing much, im just dick swinging"

by dickswingin March 25, 2020

jaw swinging

When dat honey so damn fly yo jaw drop like a skrillex song.

When you first saw Kate Upton all that could describe you was jaw swinging.

by Fly Walrus April 24, 2014