santos

mexican dude with a massive schlong. typically a professional woman respecter, doesn't speak spanish, nor does he play soccer, but he's still cool. an adidas hoe, he's always wearing name brand clothes. loves music and has a killer smile. always making others laugh.

"yo did you see santos talking to all those chicks at prom?"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"

by bigdickrick694201738 May 30, 2018

Senerey De Los Santos

A gorgeous girl inside and out! Also known as Angel! You're Beautiful, I just want you to know,You're my favorite girl!!!

Senerey De Los Santos is a beautiful girl who is loved by many and hated by few, but respected by all!

by Robin Harkins May 21, 2003

Santorum's Mustache

A question whose answer one fears to seek.

Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.

"Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"

"Santorum's Mustache, man."

by Black Passion March 5, 2012

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim July 31, 2003

swanton

The shitiest town in the planet, with only a house of games for entertainment.

Person 1: hey you wanna go to swanton?

Person 2: Fuck NO!!! swanton sucks ballz..

Person: tru dat, tru dat..

by Justin Gowing June 11, 2008

Frothy Santorum

What the egotistical, self-centered, ignorant asshole in front of you at Starbucks invariably orders.

Refers only to Republicans.

I'll have a half-caff, low-fat, extra frothy Santorum (a cappuccino with lots of froth)

by Global Sufi September 23, 2006

swanton

the worst place ever. no one wants to live there.

Person1: lets go to swanton.
Person2: no. theres nothing to do.
Person1: damn that place must suck.
Person2: yes it does.

by m666weber April 10, 2009