'Super Straight' is a term for severely closested homosexuals, typically men. Those who identify as Super Straight also 'offtenly wish to fuck their best friend', said by professior. Hugh Ash in his documentary named. "Straight Men: and why they're a plague to our society". (the documentary is viewable on the TV Channel Grindr). Professor High also stated shit and mpreg kinks are abundantly high those who identify as super straight.
You: what do you identify as?
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight
You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight
You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see
by Raevofdamned March 06, 2021
A sexuality which means your attracted to men who have a piss kink.officially the only way you can be super straight is after you have the rainbow kiss.the flag marks as 🟧⬛️
by Tttyyyiiii March 07, 2021
Super Straight is stupid preference in which a person denies their love for transgender people. The word dumb asses use to object themselves. Or use this try and burn down the LGBTQ community. ♥
Dude 1: Yo! You would date a tranny? your nasty
Dude 2: Nah man, never I'm super straight.
Dude 1: Yeah, only exception is Nikita mmh
Rando: Both of you guys are disgusting and transphobic .
Dude 2: Shut up, we're just Super Straight.
Dude 2: Nah man, never I'm super straight.
Dude 1: Yeah, only exception is Nikita mmh
Rando: Both of you guys are disgusting and transphobic .
Dude 2: Shut up, we're just Super Straight.
by NationalistCherry March 08, 2021
When a man is really ugly, they usually are really cringe and like “dark humour”. They are also usually virgins. I have never seen someone say they are super straight that doesn’t look like they are the product of incest.
“Did you hear that hunter identifies as super straight?”
“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”
“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”
by Bunniebby March 07, 2021
"Super Straight" is a term, thought to have originated on 4chan, describing normal heterosexuality, with the difference being the non-attraction to transgender individuals.
It is widely regarded as an invalid sexuality, since the mere preference for cisgender individuals doesn't define an entirely new sexuality, and creating a new term that implies superiority, simply by cancelling out- and denying transgender individuals is inherently transphobic.
It is widely regarded as an invalid sexuality, since the mere preference for cisgender individuals doesn't define an entirely new sexuality, and creating a new term that implies superiority, simply by cancelling out- and denying transgender individuals is inherently transphobic.
Trans woman: Hey, wanna go out sometime?
Super Straight Person: Ew no, you're transgender, I won't date you
Trans woman: Why, though?
Super Straight Person: I am Super Straight!
Super Straight Person: Ew no, you're transgender, I won't date you
Trans woman: Why, though?
Super Straight Person: I am Super Straight!
by thotaroo March 07, 2021
Super straight people are attracted to people of the opposite sex who were born that way. The flag colors are black and orange.
Steve is a super straight male. He can be attracted to Amy, a cis woman, and Oliver, a trans man since they were both assigned female at birth.
by prodimpact March 08, 2021
by lapisdurum March 09, 2021