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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
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Dogeing

To undertake the dismantling of a thing without understanding of what it does, or the cost of not having it.
Tom the CEO decided dogeing the engineering department would save the bridge building company a considerable amount of money.
by Intue DeVoid April 3, 2025
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doge

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Blue Doge

A very good boi. Who just happens to be Blue.
Wow Blue doge is a very good shiba!
by uwudsadddy March 4, 2021
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Doge

Doh!-gh NOUN: A hastily arranged project lacking in necessary expertise and characterized by shortcuts taken and professional negligence for an entirely political purpose driven by incompetent leadership.

VERB: To participate in a hastily arranged project lacking in necessary expertise and characterized by shortcuts taken and professional negligence for an entirely political purpose driven by incompetent leadership.
The project was a total doge. He sat down as his computer and began to doge the website.
by nutcracker sweet February 16, 2025
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Doge whistle

A doge whistle is the use of coded or suggestive language in conspiratorial messaging to garner support from other conspiracy theorists whilst providing a veneer of plausible deniability.

The concept is a reference to ultrasonic dog whistles, which are audible to dogs but not humans, and to Doge coin, a cryptocurrency favoured by conspiracy theorists and political extremists. Doge whistles use language that appears normal at a cursory glance but which communicates specific, inflammatory ideas to target audiences. They are generally used to convey messages on issues likely to provoke controversy or action without attracting excessive negative attention.
"No one is even trying to shoot the ducks on the lake," Leon noted within earshot of a gang of cryptocurrency conference attendees who had not seen the flock of birds swimming on the shores of the convention centre. The doge whistle was successful - that afternoon shotgun pellets and feathers filled the air after the last presentation, and much beer was consumed to celebrate the attack.
by The Autumn Mandrake September 16, 2024
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drippy doge

A legendary individual whose coolness cannot be measured by normal human standards. Drippy Doge isn’t just fashionable — he’s effortlessly smooth, insanely confident, and the definition of unbothered excellence. When he shows up, the temperature drops and the vibe skyrockets.

His drip? Certified.

His vibe? Untouchable.

His haters? Silently taking notes.

His motto? "Cool is earned, not forced."

Unshakable confidence – He doesn’t follow trends; he sets them.

Style icon – Every outfit is a statement. Every step is a strut. Even his hoodie has attitude.

Master of chill – Pressure? Never heard of it. Drippy Doge stays calm, collected, and in control.

Hilariously clever – Witty comebacks, meme references, and one-liners so smooth they need seatbelts.

People magnet – Everyone wants to be around him, but no one knows how to be him.
"When he walked into the room with those shades, that clean fit, and zero stress in his step, everyone knew — that was Drippy Doge in the flesh."
by mr drippy September 26, 2025
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