The act of sneakily crossing a large distance in a sleeping bag because one is too lazy to leave it and walk. In order to become the LEGENDARY Stealth Caterpillar you MUST do the 'inching' movement that caterpillars are known for. You must also be incredibly sketchy and stealthy.
Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.
Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.
Bob- "Stan, it's the middle of the night. What are you doing?"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"
by SketchyMcGee April 19, 2011
Get the Stealth Caterpillar mug.that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.
person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird
Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures
Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures
by EpicBird June 16, 2010
Get the stealth walk mug.My sister Laura is so stanky she let out a stealth stink that emptied the house during a family reunion.
by Favorite Daughter July 22, 2007
Get the stealth stink mug.A woman who seems respectable and friendly, but as soon as she hits the club, she is a full fledged ratchet. May keep her social media profile sfw and not lead on to the inner ratchet, and it may come to a complete shock. If you meet a stealth ratchet, do not invite her to twerk dat ass for you, as it feeds on their bloodlust for attention.
" I met her at work last week. She seemed really cool and she asked me out for drinks. When I got there, she had neon lipstick on and wore a fishnet bodysuit."
"Wow, she's a serious stealth ratchet."
"Wow, she's a serious stealth ratchet."
by mrscuddles April 29, 2014
Get the stealth ratchet mug.A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.
Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
by Katie22 October 23, 2014
Get the Stealth Text mug.Any type of close-fitting clothing/bodysuit used for the purpose of concealment, especially at night. A stealth suit mat consist of a dark gray/dark blue/mottled pattern in those colors bodysuit, or long pants and shirt, plus muted footwear, and gloves.
A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.
A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.
Jamie was worried that a stalker had been peering into her windows late at night, so I put on my stealth suit, and waited in the bushed to catch the guy.
by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015
Get the Stealth Suit mug.When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy
by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016
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