smiths station

Smtihs Station is a small town in Lee County Alabama aka Slut Station. Girls here are known for sleeping around and getting exposed.
"Hey honey" mom
"yes babe" dad
"our daughters nudes got leaked again along with her sex tape" Mom
"goddammit its because we moved to damn Smiths station"
by narutohour69 March 29, 2022
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Electrical Station

There are a lot of electrical hazards in Electrical Station.
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Lactation Station

When a group of family members gather around a shirtless breastfeeding woman with no shawl and clap and cheer at the sight of her breasts as she records the event
Dam dude, did you see our new neighbors making a Lactation Station last night?

We should partake in a Lactation Station!
by Free;FreeBallin May 12, 2022
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Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.
T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.
by PandaJay March 08, 2015
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sloth station

A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.
Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?
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ovulation station

a prime place for all your ovulation needs
"ah here, lets hit the ovulation station"
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J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family
He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.
by B web December 27, 2009
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