Stapler nazi

Someone who takes too long with a stapler

Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!

by Nick February 4, 2005

stapled

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.

Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.

by Eugence March 19, 2006

Soapy Milkshake

By where person #2 by use of a drinking straw sucks person #1's semen from the shower drain (other drains may be used) after person #1 jacks off in the shower.
Other names include The Russian Thirst Quencher, The Lawyer's Teapot, and The Plumbers Smoko

Fred treated his flatmate Steven to a tasty soapy milkshake

by Jacks Lumber May 10, 2007

Stapes

an alcoholic Irish drink that guarantees to have the drinker drunk within three sips.

Sip One:
"Hmm. Johnny, this Stapes is good."

Sip Two:
"Johnny, boy, where did you get this, this.. what is this?"

Sip three:
"Johnny! Johnny, I - I think I LOVE you!" ... falls off chair

by proudto beirishman September 1, 2009

stampy

That elephant from The Simpsons

Bart: Stampy is going ape!

by Emo515 June 13, 2005

Staryu

A sexual move that mimics the 'tackle' move the pokemon Staryu does. This involves more than one man and repeatedly hitting their penises on the women's vagina.

"Me and Hal Staryu'd this chick last night"

by Aight Boi October 29, 2009

Staplenuts

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010