When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things
If he snitch on me ima hit him wit the squidward no kap
by Jumpa Brim March 11, 2022
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When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.
Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!
by Pedway94 September 7, 2019
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When you and your bro air slap your penises.
Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!
by Pedway94 September 7, 2019
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When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022
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n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
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mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
Squidward likes to succ john thicc
by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019
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