Skip to main content

SpaghettiWonderBro

A close male friend with culinary talent far surpassing your own.
"Damn bro, that was the best rotini i've ever had. You're my SpaghettiWonderBro without a doubt!"
by UltimateLord June 4, 2016
mugGet the SpaghettiWonderBro mug.

spaghettiballin

another way of saying ballin but ballin on a higher level
Nate: I'm ballin bro
Bill: well, I'm spaghettiballin cuz
by bild0 October 12, 2016
mugGet the spaghettiballin mug.

Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017
mugGet the Spaghetti Person mug.

spaghetti cast

i think i’m going crazy, cause this morning i woke up at 4am and then got up opened my window, then i was gonna start getting ready for school but decided to go back to bed. And now i can’t stop thinking about spaghetti cast
“What does spaghetti cast mean?!
I can’t stop thinking about it but I know it means something
by Spaghetti.cast. February 6, 2018
mugGet the spaghetti cast mug.

Spaghetti Straightener

A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man
by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018
mugGet the Spaghetti Straightener mug.

Spaghetti Fucker

A guy who sticks his dick in a oven mitt full of spaghetti and fucks it.
Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.
by Shitbird327 October 6, 2018
mugGet the Spaghetti Fucker mug.

Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019
mugGet the Spaghetti Nut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email