Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Soviet Union

The best country ever that has fallen

The great Soviet Union

by Gun January 18, 2025

Soviet Discotheque

When an action or objective goes according to plan.Usually said with a Borat impression and followed by high fives (bonus points for added Slavic dance moves).

Ah shit, we managed to dodge all that traffic and make it to the show on time, Soviet Discotheque! *dances in Borat*

by DrK88 July 22, 2024

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

Soviet dunkin

A dunkin donuts in the city of Moscow that puts 35 gallons of vodka per square inch in donut

In Soviet Dunkin coffee drinks you

by Nerves July 18, 2023

Soviet sickle

Get two Russian girls and sit them next to each other and slap your dick (sickle) back and forth between their cheeks.

I’m going to give those Russian twins the Soviet sickle!

by Stogie183 July 20, 2023