flavor saver

vertical strip of hair grown underneath the lower lip. Allows one to relive eating a chick's pussy by "saving the flavor" in the hair. Not so advantageous if the pussy has a bad odor. Often synonymous with "soul patch", but usually more of a strip than a patch.

After I ate that skank's pussy, I had to shave my flavor saver!

by Silverfish August 3, 2005

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

Captain Save a Ho

The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.

"Captain Save a Ho" walks in and buys a lap dance and while the dancer is grinding him and he is getting aroused and falling in love, he chooses to ignore the work atmosphere and professional boundaries that go unsaid in the clubs, he interrupts his dirty talking to offer salvation, never in any substantial form, but, rather, a condescending declaration that she could do so much better, assuming that she is a victim and not a strong woman who has chosen this career. The intelligent dancer knows this is just a front for the man to try to get her to go home with him to enjoy her services for free and to control her life.

by davkadeergirl February 22, 2011

Save Scumming

A video-game relevant term - used by morons and pedants - to describe the "overuse" of the saving and loading mechanic in a video game, in order to beat a particularly difficult enemy, boss, trap, puzzle, etc.

In almost all games with the function available, quick-save/load mechanics are intentionally built into the game, by the creators, to allow people this very function- but unfortunately, morons claim this is "cheating" or simply "cheap" They're the same people who complain about tactics on Super Smash Brothers instead of actually winning.

"I cant believe Steve stooped to Save Scumming in order to beat Margit in Elden Ring...that doesn't count because he's basically cheating by using an intentionally designed strategy option. Its about ethics in video-game playing."

by Yak-Shavings March 31, 2022

saves the day

one fucking good band. they write lyrics that make you think.

saves the day's "through being cool album" was the shiets.

by fawkawha? August 29, 2003

captain save a ho

Any guy who does anything for pussy even if it's futile. Major ass kissers who is real sissified.

-ho: can you go by me a new computer babe. It only costs 1500 dollars.

-captain save a ho: sure baby you're not giving me any but I hope you will love me If I by it for you.

-ho: sucker

by captain slap a ho March 31, 2010

jesus saves!

what you yell out loud when Jesus the goalie blocks a puck from entering the net.

he's going for the shot...but the goalie blocks it! Jesus saves! What a save by Jesus!

by hockey rules June 10, 2005