Snarfed

When you sneeze and snot comes out at the same time

Omg she just Snarfed on me Gross!!!

by cstrs26 January 16, 2023

Snarf

To grab something, a good deal.

I snarfed some great stuff at a garage sales today. Did you get the cat in, yep she walked right in the garage and I snarfed her up.

by stefiekate September 1, 2018

snarf

Sniff women's bicycle seats.

I love to snarf Mary's saddle after a long, sweaty ride.

by Sk8nter Boy December 4, 2019

Snarf

Noun. Someone who sits in a bath tub and bites their fart bubbles.

The snarf ate his fart bubbles in the tub.

by Protocol Arizona November 21, 2017

Snarf

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verb(see 'tongue punching a fart box', 'eating the hole of the butt')

The art of fearlessly eating the butt hole with vigor.

*prior alcohol consumption is recommended.

Her ass is so fine, I would snarf her even if I were sober!

by Snarf Master Plus November 17, 2018

snarf

A snarf is a pervert that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

He's disgusting, he's a snarf.

by Lucifer the Light Bringer August 28, 2019

Snarf

An act of extreme beastlyness or getting own'd by something.

"That spider in Lord of The Rings totally snarfed Frodo, but then Sam was like "YOU KNOW WHAT! IMMA SNARF THAT SPIDER AND SAVE FRODO"

by T-wat April 19, 2011