Jay Smiley

Sacred, Loyal, Crazy Yet Charming. When You Hear Somebody Tell "Jay Smiley!" There Is Most Likely Bout To Be A Fine Ass 6ft Tall Brown Skinned Long Dick Dude Smiling From Ear To Ear.

When You Hear "No Smiley Don't Do It!" Run! Run Like Hell Cause Shit Just Got Real!
He'll Charm Ya Socks Off And If Your Not Careful Your Underwear Too!

One Night In Bed With Him And You'll Hate Him Forever Cause The Dick So Good You Just Gotta Be Mad.

There's Only 1 ONE Real Jay Smiley! He Is A Capricorn Born On 12/27. Many Imposters But You'll Know Him When You See Him.

Jay Smiley Here Time To Fuck It Up.
OMG Jay Smiley Don't Hurt Him.
Damn Jay Smiley Why Your Dick So Good?
I Want You To Give Me A Baby Jay Smiley!

by Jay Smiley December 20, 2016

[awkward smiley]

the fucking champion

of insecurity

that is

awkward smiley

by Krkič August 21, 2019

Safety Smiley

A smiley within a text that is only there to make a negative or mean remark seemingly less bad. Often used by passive-aggressive people.

Man your hair looks like dogshit again :) (<- Safety Smiley)

by Nick_knock April 7, 2022

smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

Smiley

nickname from former Detroit Piston preseason team member Luis Radford for Jordan Thomas Cooper

Smiley had athletic scholarship offers for multiple sports before he graduated HS.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2021

Shooting a smiley

A female ejaculation, squirting like a wild cat, preferably on a males smiling face!

Feisty cried out with passionate gasps while shooting a smiley all over the handsome face of her current beau.

by feistynaughty October 14, 2017

smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.

Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014