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Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
by triplec787 August 11, 2010
mugGet the Ski-Tardmug.

ski beach

A small island on the California delta,that hosts big party on sundays, if your feeling horny you can go there and find yourself a stripper.... many of them, if your down to do some blow u can find that there to
If your mad at your daughter take her to ski beach and watch her Bhole get pounded
by Eric Rhinharte February 13, 2018
mugGet the ski beachmug.

Skiing the slopes

When someone does multiple lines of cocaine in a row
Did you hear what Brian did last night? He jumped through a window and ran all the way home after skiing the slopes.
by GaryLarsonBush January 27, 2022
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ski bummer

A man who skis up behind women bumping into them accidentally on purpose.
oh sorry babe Im just learning. my names Neil...Im a ski bummer
by fu manchu magic June 17, 2020
mugGet the ski bummermug.

Vehicle Skiing

When your cars tires yeet off the street and you go spinning through the rain.
"YO dad im sorry i wreked your car. I went vehicle skiing and it commited the big destroi."
by avengethetaco May 1, 2019
mugGet the Vehicle Skiingmug.

ski bunny

A girl who goes up to a ski mountain not to ski, but to pick up guys.
The ski bunny hooked up with some of the mountain's ski bum instructors.
by hapanelly December 7, 2006
mugGet the ski bunnymug.

Ski Lodge

The characteristic of smelling like a ski lodge. The most notable odors present are: wet feet; chicken tenders; clothing that has been in a closet for 9 months, soaked with snow melt and then baked in the sun; beer; saved up farts; dirty children; morning breath and body heat. This is all contained within an enclosure that is abruptly encountered after enjoying the brisk and fresh mountain air. Can also be found well preserved in a pair of socks used to ski that have failed to be washed. This is a smell that is easy to confuse with the sneaky fart suit.
Dude, you really need to open a window, it smells like a ski lodge in here!

O snap, that bad? Yea, I just got back from the mountain and haven’t washed my stuff.
by sonofluger3 February 26, 2010
mugGet the Ski Lodgemug.

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