Shovel Punched

Shovel Punched - like getting hit in the head really hard with a shovel

I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.

by Red Earth January 8, 2011

shoveling the crease

To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.

Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."

by Drunken Kings Fan August 18, 2010

shoveling out

in snowy climates, (such as New England) the process or act of snow shoveling large amts. of snow, ice, & dirt from around and on your car & driveway in order to get your car out of it's snow entraction (usually done in order to get to/from place of business)

i was late to work b'c i was shoveling out from last night's snow storm

by Jennifer Christie February 13, 2008

bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.

Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.

by webmayin April 29, 2013

shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.

by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014

cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.

Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.

by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013

dumpster shovel

*dump*ster- shov*el

-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")

"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!

"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!

by MY.REAL.NAME.IS.CINDY...psych. January 20, 2015